I was trying to be relatively quiet this season, but the NFL has turned into the WWE with it's insane story-lines and jaw-dropping plot twists. So, we'll start with...
Top X Tips For Getting Fired
5. Start 2-6 despite having, arguably, the best RB in all of football.
4. Tie yourself to a 41-year-old QB with a bad ankle and a history of INTs and "diva-ism".
3. Send your players to the home of the QB in #4 to convince him to come back, despite his claims that he's too injured to play anymore.
2. Spend all of your petty cash (3rd round pick) to get the crankiest WR in football, whose most famous quote is "Straight cash homie." (love that quote)
1. Inexplicably release the WR in #2 after only 2 weeks on the team for seemingly no reason other than, "He hurt my feelings."
I'd like to start a "Bonehead Play of the Week" spot here, and I was going to give it to Mike Shanahan before about 3pm today. Instead, it goes to Brad Childress, who MUST be suffering from a sever blow to the head.
Nice work. Hope you're happy as the offensive line coach in Carolina next year (or, if I'm lucky, the head coach in Dallas).
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